Eleven millionaire soccer players from big spenders Manchester City were caught trying to steal the Premier League trophy last night.
The eleven-, who cannot be named for legal reasons, were remanded after yet another goalless draw- away to local rivals Manchester United. A spokesman from City said “Our ambition is to play ridiculously negative football when we come up against the big teams; our aim is a point and nothing more.”
This latest arrest from the Manchester Metropolitan Police follows City’s 121stth successive, goalless- draw against the so called ‘big four’ in the Premier League. ‘Operation stop City from stealing the trophy from pure-attacking teams’- has been deemed a success from local Councillor Gary Neville.
City’s famous 36-year trophy drought continues.
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