Shy Midfield-maestro Paul Scholes, turned up for training one minute late yesterday, in what has been described as ‘totally out of character’ from fellow professionals.
Scholes, 36, now in the final year of his glittering career at Old Trafford, seems to have finally strayed into the limelight for the wrong reasons.
United defender, Rio Ferdinand told us: “Paul has finally decided to live a little, and by him showing a total lack of respect for time, he has gone totally out of character innit.”
There is an ever increasing worry filtering through the Old Trafford hierarchy- one that Scholes is spiralling out of control.
At an emergency press-conference held at United’s Carrington training ground, Sir Alex Ferguson told reporters: “We are keeping our eye on Paul as we speak, although we are concerned he is stepping out of line, we have it under control, and have since given him a new Rolex watch as part of our ongoing rehabilitation process.”
It is a sad state of affairs for Scholes as he is known throughout the footballing world as a quiet, family man who simply turns up for football, goes home for dinner and then plays on the Nintendo Wii with his children.
This latest flare-up follows revelations that Scholes was seen in a local pub sipping on popular sugary, alco-pop drink- Smirnoff Ice.
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